Here's Mike & Laura To Explain

1. 

   1. They overthink things even more than you do

   Laura: Fancy a coffee?

   Mike: That's a good idea. Where?

   Laura: You must tell me...

   Mike: Your flat. It's all right, I know the difference between coming in for a coffee and coming in for a coffee.

2. 

   2. You’ll get a masterclass in being tactful

   Mike: You've been crying.

   Laura: I have not.

   Mike: What's that water running down your face?

3. 

   3. You’ll learn how to serve floating islands when they don’t cook properly

   Laura: Have some floating, flaming, sunken, drunken islands.

4. 

   4. There are some fine chat-up lines in there

   Mike: You look younger since you've been sick.

5. 

   5. That clanger you came up with on a date? Nothing compared to this.

   Mike: I'm not trying to seduce you. It's just that it's about time we slept together, that's all.

6. 

   6. There’s a deep analysis of workplace politi

   Mike's assistant: If this was a proper firm we'd have a tea boy.

   Mike: If this was a proper firm you'd BE the tea boy.

7. 

   7. You’ll learn how not to propose to someone

   Laura: You never gave me much feeling of permanency.

   Mike: I nearly proposed once

   Laura: When?!

   Mike: You were asleep.

8. 

   8. There’s something for action fans

   Laura's mum: Do you often get nosebleeds?

   Mike: No, only when I get elbowed in the face.

9. 

   9. And some saucy moments too

   Job applicant: I was in a movie

   Mike: Are you an actor?

   Job applicant: Oh no. You didn't have to act. It was a blue movie.

   Mike: What was that like?!

   Job applicant: Cold.